Saturday, February 26, 2011


..That acne can be substantially reduced if not cured by placing a freshly washed towel over your pillow each night?

...That if you need more time to write that paper or essay just take an mp3, jpeg, or any other file and rename it "Paperthat'sdue".doc and send it to your professor. The file will appear to be corrupt and you just earned yourself some extra time.

...That pressing all four corner buttons on a credit card machine reboots it?

...That there is a right way and a WRONG way to open a banana? Learn the right way (hint: watch a monkey do it).

That's it for now. My body is so dead yet it still hurts, no fair at all.


  1. Haha I knew the monkey one... my dad does it all the time and thinks hes a genius for it